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By Jim Lundstrom John Austin grew up with an interest that must have caused many adults in his circle to utter the words that have caused a shiver in every kid since Ralphie Parker pined for a Red Ryder BB gun – You’ll shoot your eye out!
“I’ve always had a fascination with small projectile launchers,” said Austin, an Appleton-based toy designer and author of the new self-help manual Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build Implements of Spitball Warfare.
“It’s for the inner child, the MacGyver child,”
Mini Weapons of Mass Destructions provides detailed instructions on how to build more than 30 weapons, mostly from stuff you’d find in the average pack rat’s desk drawer. There are separate chapters on launchers, slingshots, darts, catapults, combustion shooters and claymore mines.
“It’s no literary breakthrough, but it was a fun book to do,”
“It’s a mixture of art and engineering, and my background is product design,” he said. “When I graduated from UW-Stout, I flew out east to Hasbro toys. I had a job in the boys’ action toys division – GI Joe, Transformers, Iron Man, Spiderman, with lots of spring-loaded projectile shooters and guns. My office was filled with toys. Stacked. During winter out east, I would give the neighbor kids GI Joes to shovel the snow. I would bribe all the kids in the neighborhood to do manual labor for me.”
Austin and his wife returned to
“Right now I’m working on Capt.
Mini Weapons is
“When I worked on Cubicle Warfare I found references to some of these weapons,” he said. “A lot of these weapons are based on real-life counterparts. I saw a picture of a giant Viking catapult and thought, I can easily build that out of No. 2 pencils.”
But it is the Siege Catapult on the cover – made out of clothespins, rubber bands, popsicle sticks, binder clips, duct tape, a plastic spoon and mini-marshallows to fire – that is
“I didn’t find anything like it anywhere. It shoots like 25 feet. It’s a good representation of a real catapult and it’s all mine,” he said. “When I was building this, my wife was shaking her head. I’m sitting there with a table full of office supplies and duct tape and I’m launching marshmallows. There was experimentation just like a physics experiment. You tweak it here and there.”
He says you can build the weapons for less than a dollar, and, perhaps an even bigger selling point, “it’s fully illustrated so you don’t have to read it. That’s always a plus.”
“Now I have to dig out the old office supplies and start putting things together,” he aid.
But first he has to finish his next book, an illustrated orientation guide for new zombies.
“Zombies are huge,”
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